Well, it seems I was tagged for this tagging thingy where I say 10 things about myself. Heaven help us all.

1) I have a fear of choking, because I've almost choked twice, ironically on pork as well.
2) When I was younger my sister almost drowned me.
3) .sdrawkacb si egassem sihT
4) I have a love for anything so completely bizzare it is unnatural.
5) I believe that tying strings to a child on their wrists and legs turning them into human puppets is not technically a crime.
6) I have dreamed of playing a game of chess where humans play as the pieces.
7) Miming is not disturbing the peace.
8) Death and destruction can be amusing when it is not happening to you or anyone you care about.
9) My heart is a small obsidian black piece of flint, so obviously I care for very little people.
10) I am right behind you, watching you as you read this.

Okay, so now I tag you